On , Bob attempted to cook ramen noodles in the break room microwave. The resulting explosion was a Category 5 event, causing significant damage to the office kitchen and minor injuries to Bob's ego.
Investigating officers reported the following findings:
Excessive use of seasoning packets
Malfunctioning microwave
Bob's general incompetence
Recommendations for future incident prevention:
Regularly inspect microwave for signs of tampering
Establish a strict seasoning packet usage policy
Require incident response team to attend regular 'Culinary Safety' workshops